Unfair
Part of the lure of duplicate is everyone has the same cards. But that doesn’t make it fair. Today E-W average over 22.7 HCP (to NS’s 17.3).
Thankfully I normally sit East or West.
And not just the HCP but (for the most part) things were on. My partner was complaining “How can I beat the field by finding a squeeze when every finesse is on?”
A typical hand.
West: Axx Axxx Axx Kxx East: KQ JT KJxxx AT8x
With north having QT9 of diamonds in the pocket (and clubs 3-3), slam is cold in NT and/or diamonds, but we were in 3N making 6 (which happened 4 times today, once by N/S!).
I also held the following:
- (void) KT9 A9xxx AKQxx (on the advice of the Imp, I took a phantom sac against 5S when partner admitted to having a double fit in minors)
- Axx xx Axx AQxxx (3N making only five)
- KT8xx AK9x T AKx (4S off one on a 6-1 side suit break and 4-1 trump break)
- AKxx Jxx AKx AJx
- AKJx Kx Tx KTxxx
- Kxx KQT9 Ax QJxx (3N making six when the opening leader lead the 6 from QT86xx of spades and dummy had AJ9x and the opponents did not cash their second ace when in with the first (and got squeezed out of it).
- AK AQ9x T AJT9xx (3N making five but 6 Clubs was cold)
- AT8xx AQTx — Axxx (4S making)
- AKJxx KJ xxx Qx (Opened 1S, partner bid 4H (natural!) and I competed to 5H over RHO’s 5C. Making)
- xx KJ9xxx Jxx Kx …. much weaker than my normal hand, but partner overcalled LHO’s 1S with 2 Hearts, so I bid 5H (after RHO made a 3H-cue bid).
- AQx AQJ9xxx — QTxx …. Just kidding, that was my partners hand. Mine was stronger, so I opened 2C (Kxx K AKQx AKxxx). Needless to say, we got to 7NT, which has 3S+7H+3D+5C = 18 tricks if everything breaks, but because of a bad heart break only makes 14 tricks.
- And a few routine 1N or 1 of a suit opening, just to keep things honest (on the last one, I was in 3N making seven when LHO lead from Kxxx of spades and RHO had ATxx of spades (with Jx in dummy and Qxx in hand) and RHO correctly put in the Ten1, but then I picked up a 5-2 suit with 3-3 break with Qxx onside and proceeded to make seven.
There was noticeable grumbling amongst the N/S pairs…
As compared to that, I was in the unusual position of noticing (eventually) the Imp of the Perverse sitting on my partner’s shoulder. My first clue was a hand I’ve already shown above.
S: AKxx H: Jxx D: AKx C: AJx
I had complained (earlier) that my hands were good but difficult, so finally I got a good, obvious hand. I opened 2NT and when partner transferred to hearts, I accepted. And partner passed. So far so normal.
LHO lead the diamond T and dummy hit with
Dummy — S: J H: T8xx D:8xxxx C: 8xxx
(“I took a position” partner said un-necessarily, as she tabled dummy.)
My Hand again — S: AKxx H: Jxx D: AKx C: AJx
Thankfully I had three hearts! I might have only had two. This hand is a monstrous beast to play at Matchpoints. First of all, the rest of the field will (presumably) be in 2NT. I want to beat them. How much are they going down? No idea! They may only take five tricks, but that lead looks like a stiff and 2NT will probably get a helpful lead. I could try to cash a diamond and (if that works) continue diamonds and see. Or I could “reverse the dummy” and try to ruff two spades and then cash 3 (or perhaps 4) other tricks, but that still looks like death.
In the end I decided to finesse the 8 of hearts and hope for a misplay or diamonds 3-2. But none of those plans would have worked. Down 4.
The second time I picked up another normal looking hand … but normal for a regular game where you average ~10 points a hand.
S: 97xx H: AQ D: 97x C: KTxx
Partner opened 1 Diamond, I responded 1 Spade and partner bid 4 Spades as I had decided to let her have the 18+ point hand for once. With a balanced hand probably capped at 19 I really have no interest in slam, but I pondered it for a few seconds before passing. I needn’t have worried as partner tabled …
S: AT2 H: Kx D: KQJTxxx C: Ax
(This particular partner has done this to me before, her Imp of the Perverse apparently cannot stand making a strong but Not Forcing 3 of a minor rebid with Honor-x-x or better in responders major. As compared to that, this still had a reasonable shot excepting a) I had only four spades, and four terrible ones at that b) I had Kx of hearts instead of nothing or Kxx, meaning we had way too many points in hearts.
Despite that, I might have made it on the heart lead I got, (win in hand, finesse the spade T, win the heart continuation, and now I need for the diamond ace to be on the short side because I cannot play Trump ace and trump (or small trump) first because they can force me with another heart.
Sadly diamonds were 4-0, so I went down one (should have been two).
- Obviously it didn’t work on this hand (and RHO might have been able to sniff that out), but as a matter of general principle playing the T is correct.
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